you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked
Anonymous asked:
the tumblr crowd simply MUST get better at writing these. enough with the infinite "my abusive parent/partner was vaguely queerphobic/ableist/etc and said I was rude for telling them to stop, aita" I want WEDDING CRASHING i want CRAZY INLAWS I want ENTIRE SIDES OF THE FAMILY DISOWNING YOU I want PARENTS THROWING AWAY KIDS ENTIRE BELONGINGS AND SOMEHOW BEING VOTED NTA. step up ur creative writing game if u wanna truly bring the reddit experience
am-i-the-asshole-official answered:
As the mod I cannot in good faith comment on this, but I will let your plea be heard
you fool, this is tumblr; home to the Mishapocalypse, the cradle of shitposting, classics such as 'i like your shoelaces', 'don't fuck the rock,' the my immortal author reveal (and repeal), the Hamilton mermaid fic writing HIV-diagnosed queer Indian girl, furries vs doctors, bread jesus christ with exploding jam, all of November 5th, and Goncharov (1973).
you come here and try to tell us that toxic masculinity, abusive families/spouses, and violent heterosexuality is funny?
'up our game' your high horse is made of straw and we will burn it down and bathe in the ashes like a chinchilla
We will burn you down like the motherfucking Gävle Goat.
*That* we’ll find funny.
If these are rent-lowering gunshots, you're doing a great job
Somebody please archive these in case YouTube takes them down
Don't worry, someone on Reddit has downloaded them all and will upload them to the Internet Archive later
The uploader apparently has a lot more of these, and is taking requests for more in the comments, so if anyone has anyone they want to see shoot 'em a line
that new Netflix show looks cool and all, but isn’t the writer’s strike still going?
For clarification, yes, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) is still on strike (60+ days and counting!) and there's no end in sight yet. However, TV shows and films that are releasing now were in the can long before the strike started: this isn't the work of scabs but of WGA members working before a strike was called.
Additionally, there is no current official call for a boycott from the WGA. Some individual WGA members have encouraged people to cancel their streaming subscriptions with a note saying this is in support of writers, but this isn't official, and it's unlikely a small handful of people canceling will make a dent in the studios' bottom line. What will make a difference is the TV/film pipeline drying up this fall, or the actors' guild (SAG-AFTRA) going on strike, which would completely shut down all production.
For now, continue your normal viewing habits. (If viewership declines sharply, the studios may use it as an excuse to cancel and remove many more films/shows from their sites as a tax write-down.) If the WGA does call for a boycott in the future, you still want to have the leverage of canceling then.